Nevermind

Naw, I really don't need a flick to the nuts. But I haven't had electricity in over a week, so I wouldn't mind giving someone else a good, solid flick. I want some electricity, dammit! I'd like to be able to buy milk, and cheese, and eggs, and anything at all to put in my fridge so that I can have a little variety. Soup and crackers and nuts are getting a little old.

So how about that last post? Basically, I was going to talk about not having the cajones to talk to this attractive woman and then blather on about how whenever I'm attracted to a woman and she reciprocates--it was obvious, in this case, by how we were looking at each other--that she ends up being a totally irresponsible nutbag. This one was no different. I talked to her boss, with whom I'm friends, and she fired her for being an irresponsible nutbag, not her words, but mine. So, it just goes to show, happy campers, to look for those everpresent indicators of being attracted to nutbags, emotional cripples, sex addicts, cleptos, neurotics, golden shower fans, or whatever your brand of weirdo is usually attracted to you. When someone is attracted to you, watch out! It might be one of your wonderful psychos that you tend to attract. All of us, no matter who you are, attract at least one type of weirdo.

Back to work!